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KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


TASTES LIKE ASS -


TAGS: dogs and donkeys
Rating: 4.02/5
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:25 pm
lol Nice!
Derek - November 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
"- but I like it, like it, yes I do!"


INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:11 pm
Where's the button for the ASCII penises?
Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


BUTT INSPECTORS - How do you think he got that in there?




MONKEYS - God's filthy little buggers.


TAGS: monkeys adult hilarious
Rating: 2.45/5

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nowyasee - March 24, 2012, 2:56 pm
it's tossing the other one's salad!! aka eattin out the bootyhole!!
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:40 am
I am quite confused about what the Hell is going on in that photo.
Indstinkt - September 13, 2008, 3:27 am
Orang-utans are apes, not monkeys.


IRONY -


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


BOOBS -


TAGS: epic boobs monkeys hot
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:19 pm
this is photoshoped... I mean those hairy fellas ;)
j76harris - March 3, 2012, 10:44 am
LOL - Ain't that the truth
alexbatz - March 3, 2012, 7:18 am
Boobs loves money. Those hairy fellas have no chance.


ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...


TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am
I truly dont see how


TRADITIONAL ORIENTAL TURKEY - This thanksgiving wok your dog


TAGS: dogs turkeys food
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:14 am
I like it!


ABILITIES - Yours are so weak, even the apes are facepalming.




HOOTERS - The originals


TAGS: howling monkeys
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 9:43 pm

Yep, it's me! Thanks for the nice welcome back!~
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
Igs? It's really you? Welcome back hun! 5L but split down the middle. Part for the poster and part cuz you're back!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 2:00 pm
Howlers, New World: prehensile tails, stationary eyes.
lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 10:23 am

Just been busy, busy. Hope all of you are well.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:36 am
LG! Where ya been?
mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:30 am
hehehe... wb Igy!


BAD MONKEY -


TAGS: monkeys can sulk too
Rating: 4.18/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:24 am
LOL
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 7:32 pm

dude...you make me laugh.


WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?


TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

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prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm
Niiice!


PARIS - For some reason she attracts Crab-Eating Monkeys !!


TAGS: paris hilton crabs monkeys
Rating: 2.5/5

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MO - June 12, 2009, 5:04 pm
Holy crap!! Them's alot of monkeys! Spank 'em! Spank 'em all!!!
union - June 12, 2009, 5:00 pm
She has great legs.


DAMN ESC KEYS - They can never get you out of those "sites"




FEMALE JOCKEYS - Apparently they only ride winners. Good, as I'm just waiting for the Bonus ball




DISCOVERY -


TAGS: 3 not so wise monkeys
Rating: 4.96/5

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forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:18 am
5pank


HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours




POTENTIAL -




NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: damned evil monkeys
Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 9:29 am
Remind me of something James used to say "I like 'em fat" "I like 'em proud" "Ya gotta have a mother for me" Now move your big ass 'round this way So I can work on that zipper, baby Tonight your a star And I'm the big dipper (Kick it) ..5L


Gone -


TAGS: gone turkeys christmas forgotten
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good Take.


THE THIRD WISH -


TAGS: roger waters three wishes monkeys paw d oh
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - July 31, 2011, 10:10 am

Great, just literally spewed coffee on the keyoard, and my dog is giving me a WTF look.
gas - July 27, 2011, 3:58 pm
"I want my d*** to hit the floor!"... and the genie cutted his legs xDD 5L
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 12:06 pm
eque5trian =)


LOST MY KEYS -




Life -


TAGS: life see hear speak monkeys electronic facebook internet
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:29 pm
Working with my spam ridden computer feels like a nightmare you're never going to wake up from! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:26 am
Life just got real? When? Oh NO!!!!! I thought it was just a nightmare and I was gonna wake up! Oh. WHEW!! Computer successfully rebooted! I'm safe! LOL! 5L!


MONKEY -




WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -




THE RECESSION MUST BE OVER - 'Cuz they're hiring turkeys, dinosaurs and losers.


TAGS: recession turkeys dinosuars loser hiring
Rating: 3.96/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm
Yet the discrimination against Skeletor lookalikes continues unabated...when will Dr King's dream become a reality?


ULTIMATE EVIL -


TAGS: life time human nature god devil keyser soze power trick usual suspect cult movie verbal quote
Rating: 3.86/5

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Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:38 am
Great Movie! Great Quote! 5L
silverstorm1979 - September 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
"who's the gimp?" famous last words!!!


LOOK OFFICER... - When I said "WILD TURKEYS" caused me to swerve off the road! I wasn't talking about shots!




Monkeys -




THE USUAL SUSPECTS -


TAGS: i couldn t find the one she calls keyser s ze
Rating: 4.6/5

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thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:41 am
Give that stuff back... :( Sadface.
fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:07 am
Lol - got to love the rubber ducky.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:38 am
My condolences, Grey. 5L


CONGRATULATIONS KRIS! - Finally a Guy man enough to attempt to fill the hole Ray-J left behind. Good Luck!


TAGS: where are my car keys
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:39 pm
let they re5t in peace!...lol


GOD - Remembered where he left his car keys.


TAGS: god car keys
Rating: 2.75/5

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sickartist - December 22, 2009, 1:57 pm
Wonder what he's rolling in.


PURE EVIL -


TAGS: life time human nature god devil fear keyser soze death joke usual suspect cult movie verbal quote
Rating: 2.56/5

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bostonbill - August 25, 2011, 11:35 am
Is this available as a movie poster?
silverstorm1979 - September 23, 2009, 6:02 pm
oh hell yes


PROSTATE EXAM - Even monkeys have them


TAGS: medical monkeys animals
Rating: 1.48/5


A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: monkeys grooming
Rating: 4.47/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 8:46 pm
HEY! Where'd you get this picture of me?? Lol


WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? -




BATH TIME - My ass!!!




ORANGUTANS - Even they know it's shit




the infinite monkey theorem -




management -




secure locks: $60 -




In his next movie -




WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST -




COME ALONG, HONEY -




HAPPY THANKSGIVING - NEEDLESS TO SAY WE'RE STILL TRYING TO CATCH THE TURKEY, DAMN GENETICS!




MWLF - Having mastered bees, he moved on to primates. Trust me, this didn't end well.


TAGS: mwlf monkeys
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - February 21, 2009, 9:36 pm
And look at that ... I just 5'd it into #1.
Sean - February 21, 2009, 9:35 pm
... but the little jig them monkeys did at his wake ... fantastic! He sorta taught them well.


ENVY - I'm green with it


TAGS: cars keys jealous
Rating: 3.12/5

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Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:37 pm
Just please don't feel singled out as I got in this mood where I'm re-writing all the new (???) posters. But thanks CANADA ... and you seem familiar somehow.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
Sean FTW. No more comments needed.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 10:33 pm
dammit sean thats way better. but im still shitting bricks of jelousy
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:16 pm
YUPPY SWINGERS Behold ... the most pretentious key party ever!!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 4:50 pm
Damn, I didn't see....Nice
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
MO...I used that name, on the very next post, just for you bud!
MO - July 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
Bone! Ja see my new nick name for you?? Look back at my last comment on this one.....makes me gig, gig, gig.....laugh out loud!
BentCD - July 23, 2009, 11:54 am
Land Rovers, Jaguars and Mercedes Benz...Consumer Reports have labeled these as the cars with the worst maintenance records of any cars made. They fat out called them lemons!!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:13 am
New nick name....BentCD...I'm just, I'm just, I'm just....sayin!
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 10:33 am
u forgot to fast for comfort lol jk
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 9:55 am
That's cause we are both classic rides...classy, classic, classless...one of those anyway
Arrogant Knight - July 23, 2009, 9:22 am
Anyone else notice the Bently logo looks kinda like BoneCD's avatar? No?
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:25 am
I dunno, I'd imagine the sex would be quite awful.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:20 am
What the hell is wrong with land rovers? I would trade my car for one in an instant, and I love my car....no really, we're getting married next June. (If that British lady can marry a dolphin, I can marry a Pontiac)
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:16 am
Land Rover keys on a formica counter top. I think they have a picture of this under ghetto fabulous in the urban dictionary
he who lols - July 23, 2009, 2:04 am
i love black jelly beans ;D
Loving Land Rovers - July 22, 2009, 7:14 pm
You're just jealous
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 5:57 pm
Ewwwwww....there are Land Rover keys in there.....that's like the black jelly bean...BLAH!


HEY GEORGE... - Did you just turn on the Bubbles, or was that your lunch ??


TAGS: spa monkeys
Rating: 3.06/5

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FORGET LIONS ON HORSES - The thing to watch for are those Sith Monkeys!




MONKEY SEE - MONKEY DO!


TAGS: we are just monkeys after all
Rating: 2.31/5

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phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 11:39 am
Ya know...this really didn't come out like I wanted. I meant the humans were copying the monkeys....carp.


Second Thought -


TAGS: snake car keys bus
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 7, 2017, 7:11 am
Yes. I don't wanna beat the poor snake with a stick. That would be cruel. Really, Em! LMAO!!
concern3 - September 7, 2017, 5:11 am
I think the bus is your best option, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - September 7, 2017, 2:41 am
Get a stick, ya big baby!


COMPUTER KEYS -




KEYBOARD FOR GUYS - Only the keys we really need.




SEE NO EVIL -


TAGS: monkeys behavior
Rating: 4.92/5

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Zetmonk - August 20, 2012, 8:44 am
The title is the most brilliant link!
CloudchaserS - August 17, 2012, 10:14 pm
I like to think that story is a good illustration of why going along with something despite not knowing why it's that way is stupid


LOST CAR KEYS - Are always in the last place you'd think to look




Yep Henry You're Right -




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